Ninja's blog: "Ask the Ninja"

DEAR NINJA,

OK MY QUESTION IS THIS. WHEN I AM IN A GOOD MOOD ON FUBAR AND TRYING TO GET RATES AND SUCH. IS IT WRONG OF ME TO RUN AROUND FUBAR NAKED WITH NOTHING BUT A GOD MODE ON MY NECK AFTER JUST GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER BECAUSE THIS CAUSES PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE OF SHRINKAGE. SHOULD I STOP TAKING A SHOWER FIRST OR WEAR A FAKE ONE.

Dear incohenrent guy,

First off, STOP E-YELLING! Might I suggest totally removing the caps lock button from your keyboard so you won't be tempted to abuse it so much. Caps are used in typing to STRESS A POINT. Whenever people talk to me in all caps, I want to pick up the phone, call them, and yell, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?? It's pretty annoying, and bad eyes is no excuse. Adjust the webpage settings to zoom in so you can read (hold CTRL and scroll up on the mouse), or get to the doctor and get reading glasses. Either way, LAY OFF THE CAPS.

As for your question, as long as you aren't broadcasting on cam, no one cares what you're wearing, or not. That's the beauty of the internet, we don't have to see your teeny weenie as you're sitting at home naked in front of your screen.

I also find it quite hilarious that you blame the shower for your shrinkage. It's not the shower, it's just your small penis. Maybe you should just use that god mode to cover it up. Apparently the icon is slightly bigger than your winkie. Oddly enough though, there's probably one smaller floating around fu.