In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the
supernatural. No one could solve the mystery
as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so
a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the
cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,
all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the
ward to see for themselves what the terrible
phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward
off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the
part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the
life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was
$80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively saved animals were being released back into
the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view,! a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind
of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she
whacked him with a handy plank
of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up
to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all
two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken
fence, stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on
a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, feeling better????
