So, I am attempting to sell two pieces of jewelry for court money on Craigslist. Two items that I don't wear often enough to keep around and they were given to me by BGJ for our first Valentine's Day together, I figure good timing.
I have had one response (besides the token guy that says he is going to send me a bank check, he just needs all my information first), and the email it came from listed his name as "christ donald". So, I told Steer "Hey, some guy named Christ wants my earrings", to which he said "that's probably his last name, emails do that". I said "Donald Christ? Is that Jesus' cousin?" He said "Well his brother's name is Craig." Fair enough. So, I answered Him, but no response yet. I guess Jesus' cousin Donald is no longer interested in my earrings.
This reminded us that a while back when Steer was selling his Dodge truck on Craigslist that a guy named Jesus had emailed him about his truck. Obviously Mexican in decent, but when they set up a meeting time Jesus said "I am going to bring my Dad with me to look at the truck". Steer had called me right after and said "God is coming to look at my truck!!!" We were very excited. However, God and his Son stood him up. Evidently they may be righteous but not reliable.
Therefore we have come to the conclusion that in the words of Belinda Carlisle, heaven is a place on earth, and that place is Craigslist. Where the Father, The Son and The Holy Cousin go for used crap.
Amen.
