A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very Close to her, draws in a very deep breath of air and tells her That her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes To the Human Resources Department to report him. She tells HR what The man does and wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith, the midget."