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DarQstorm's blog: "Hapiness"

created on 12/03/2008  |  http://fubar.com/hapiness/b263189

Men are like........

1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.



4.. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.



5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.


7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off!


8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.



9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.


13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

You know it's love.....

You know it's love... when you can't sleep at night without talking to him. .....when you cry because you have to hang up the phone with him and you don't want to. .....when he is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you goto bed at night. He's even in your dreams! .....when just hearing his voice makes you smile. .....when you feel like nothing in this world can go wrong as long as he is there. .....when all you want is to be close to him and it hurts knowing that you can't!
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