>>> A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls
up to
>>> a
>>>
>>> tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.
>>>
>>> As he passes thru the swingin' door s, he sees a sign hanging
over the
>>>
>>> bar:
>>>
>>> COLD BEER: $2.00
>>>
>>> HAMBURGER: $2..25
>>>
>>> CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
>>>
>>> CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
>>>
>>> HAND JOB: $50.00
>>>
>>> Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment,
>>>
>>> the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to
>>>
>>> the exceptionally attractive female bartender
>>>
>>> serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
>>>
>>> She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
>>>
>>> 'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I
help you?'
>>>
>>> The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young
lady," he
>>> whispers,
>>>
>>> "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
>>>
>>> She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why
yes",
>>> "Yes, I sure am".
>>>
>>> The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers
softly,
>>>
>>> "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a
cheeseburger".
