1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me ..
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
9. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
10. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
11. Thank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
12. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
13. How can I say this....
(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me
14. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
15. Congrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
16. Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card) - Someone other than you.
17. We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
