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3 EASY STEPS TO THE ULTIMATE FUBAR EXPERIENCE
1. PICK A NAME: BE SURE TO PICK A NAME THAT IS EXTREMELY MATURE SUCH AS; PRINCESS SOMETHING, QUEEN SOMETHING OR TWAT SOMETHING. IT SEEMS NAMES CONTAINING THE WORD *BITCH* ARE VERY POPULAR ... SO YOU MAY WANT TO USE THE SAME TO BE POPULAR TOO. NEVER USE YOUR REAL NAME AS THIS MAY EXPOSE YOU AS WHO YOU REALLY ARE AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT! (EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A GAZILLION PHOTO'S EXPOSING EVERYTHING ELSE).
2. PHOTO'S: BE SURE TO UPLOAD PHOTO'S THAT MAKE YOU LOOK AS SEXY, SLUTTY AND AS POSED AS YOU CAN BE. MOST POSES THAT *YOU COULD NEVER DO AGAIN IF YOU TRIED* TEND TO WORK WELL HERE. SHIRTLESS PHOTO'S OF MEN SIMPLY MAKE A FU-WOMAN ROAR! BECAUSE OF COURSE ALL MEN NORMALLY WALK AROUND ALL DAY WITHOUT A SHIRT ... WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE REALISTIC? BE SURE TO POST PHOTO'S THAT ARENT CURRENT, NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT YOU REALLY DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU DID 5 YEARS AGO. AND GUYS ... POST UP THOSE COCKS BECAUSE, WELL, THAT'S WHAT ALL WOMEN WANT TO SEE!
AS FOR THE WOMEN ... MAKE SURE TO TAKE YOUR PHOTO'S EXPOSING AS MUCH CLEAVAGE AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU DON'T HAVE CLEAVAGE THEN YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK AND YOU WILL NEED TO MAKE UP FOR IT SOME OTHER WAY ... A DIRTIER NAME PERHAPS? A SURE WINNER IS A SUGGESTIVE PHOTO ... LET THE TOTAL STRANGERS SEE WHAT YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE UNDRESSED IF YOU WERE THEIR GIRL/GUY. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING UP TO THE IMAGINATION AND THE BIG *MUST* IS TO NEVER FEEL ANYTHING IS SACRED AND TO BE SAVED FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL. EVERYONE IS SPECIAL AFTER 24 HOURS OF CHATTING ON FUBAR ... THAT'S THE RULES!
BE SURE TO ADD PHOTO'S OF YOUR CHILDREN THAT ONLY *FRIENDS* CAN SEE BECAUSE, GOD KNOWS, FUBAR IS SUCH A FAMILY SITE. YOU WILL WANT EVERY STRANGER THAT THINKS THEY KNOW YOU LEAVING ENDEARING COMMENTS ON PHOTO'S OF YOUR KIDS. WHY NOT? IT'S ALL ABOUT THOSE POINTS! IT'S JUST SUPER HOT TO HAVE HALF NAKKID PICS OF FU-PEOPLE POSTED RIGHT UP THERE WITH PHOTO'S OF THEIR KIDS. CLASSY.
3. FU-MATING: BE SURE TO PICK A MATE TO FALL IN FU- LOVE WITH AFTER A FEW CONVERSATIONS AND BE SURE TO GET TERRITORIAL ABOUT THEM. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT IS SOMEONE YOU DO NOT KNOW WELL, HAVE NEVER MET ... AND PROBABLY NEVER WILL. IT SHOULDN'T BE IMPORTANT THAT THEY USUALLY ARE KEEPING SOMETHING FROM YOU SUCH AS A SIGNIFICANT OTHER OR THAT THEY ARE A TOTAL FUCKWAD, YOUR HEART BELONGS TO THEM *ALWAYS AND FOREVER*. WAVE IT PROUDLY LIKE A FLAG THAT YOU HAVE AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP AND THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO YOU! BE SURE TO THROW YOUR HEART OUT THERE AFTER CHATTING FOR 24HRS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE *ONE*. BE SURE TO LEAVE YOUR MARK TO WARD OFF ANY OTHER POTENTIAL FLIRTERS ... BLING WORKS WELL, BE SURE TO PICK THE DEEPEST AND MOST LOVING BLING FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE AFTER 24 HOURS. BE SURE TO LEAVE COMMENTS THAT GIVE PEOPLE THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU BOTH SHARE SOMETHING SUPER SPECIAL ... BECAUSE YOU SERIOUSLY DID SOME BONDING IN ONE EVENING ON YAHOO. THERE IS ALWAYS THE OPTION OF FU-MARRIAGE. A REAL LIFE MARRIAGE LICENSE COSTS LESS BUT HELL, YOU'RE IN LOVE AND WILLING TO PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR ONLINE LOVER! PRICELESS! YES, IT'S ALL PART OF THE GAME BUT WHO ARE YOU KIDDING ... YOU WANT THAT PERSON AND SINCE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO DO WELL AT MATING IN REAL LIFE, YOU CAVE TO THE FUBAR EXPERIENCE. SOON YOU WILL SO CAUGHT UP IN THE WORLD OF FU THAT REAL LIFE IS A THING OF THE PAST! ENJOY!
