Salutations, meat droids, and welcome to a much overdue edition of HackFest, FuBar's exclusive in all things ranty and mint-flavored. If you don't know who it is exactly that's posting these things, my name's Law, better known to lesser races as Law the Deathbringer (that'll show those damned mole people who's boss).
Today's rant will be on women. Yes, I said it: WOMEN. It's long overdue, and people need to hear these things.
I've noticed that, especially in my po-dunk town of Jacksonville, FL, that there are a lot of women online, and a majority of them seemed to want that special someone. They all feel obligated, then, to strut their stuff on a digital camera and push their flesh to us. However, at that very same time, they seem to want to let us know that they're "not that type of girl," and choose to validate this by stating so repeatedly. To this, I say one thing: BULLSHIT.
Don't get me wrong. I'm a man like most, but unlike most. I get hard-ons just like any pencil-packing nerd-man on this thing, but I have some standards. Women that feel that peddling their ass on the Internet just to get some attention are starved for just that. And, to make matters worse, when some guy finds out who they are and take advantage of them, they suddenly have this sob story about being violated and whatnot. Unfortunately for you, ladies, that story flies as well with me as believing that Michael Jackson doesn't love the smell of little boy poo-holes.
Ladies, if you want some sleazebag online to notice you and get off on your picture, that's all well and good. However, don't expect men to favor your morals and standards just by posting some idiotic rhetoric about not being a slut, whore, or cum-guzzler in your profile. Men like that don't read that shit, and if they did, they'd laugh so hard they might have poo'd themselves.
If you want men who respect you and will be that way from one point to the next, then show some respect and decency for yourself. Don't post the picture of you half-naked at the beach with a banana up your twat because you were drunk. Don't give men ideas that you'll put out easily. Maybe then you'll find a decent one amongst them who'll actually listen and care for you.
And, while we're on the subject of finding good men, recognize the good men when you hear or see them. It's okay to keep a guard up, and it's a natural human reaction, but don't play head games with them. Just because men like to play them doesn't mean you have to fall into that lot. I personally believe that God gave men to women as a gift. It is the man's job to cherish, nurture, and show their appreciation for that gift whenever possible. If a man can't compliment you on more than just your looks, chances are he's only looking for your snapper and nothing more. If a man compliments you on your mind and soul, then they're probably genuinely nice. Of course, don't fall in love with them. They may turn out to be some serial killer who likes to eat eyeballs or something around those lines.
Well, I'm done with my rant, so you can all go sleep in a ditch. Read my next post (when I feel like posting) soon or I'll cripple your asses with a lawn mower and a used car tire. Ta.