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Him: Sure would make masturbating more fun if you sent me a picture of you in your bra to look at ....

Me: I don't have a bra on.

Him: That would also work.

Me: Bored are we?

Him: Not now!!

Me: What do you mean ... not now?

Him: Well, you with no bra ... I've found something to do.

Me: I thought you already had?

Him: No, I was considering it. And now I am :)

Me: Well I won't interrupt you then X

Him: Interrupt me! Interrupt me! I'm kidding, I shouldn't be so rude xx

Me: I don't see why not, you usually are x

Him: I'm a terrible person, you're too kind to indulge me xx

Me: So you are then??

Him: Are what??

Me: What was the question again??

Him: I forgot ...

Him: No wait, it was, can I see your breasts, please?

Me: NO!!!

Him: Worth a shot :(

Him: I adore you, mrs

Him: Especially with no bra on xxx

Me: *slaps you*

Him: :) Thank you ma'am

Me: You're welcome. xxx

I adore my friends :)

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