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Rules for picking who to admire from a guy's point of view. First off this is strictly satirical so please don't take offense ladies. 1 - Any pic that doesn't have you in it = auto skip. Probably goes without saying but this is Fubar... 2 - If there are 2 or more people in your pic chances are we'll skip it unless they are both hot. 3 - If you are kissing another guy in your pic that is almost always a skip because we don't know if it's a brother or not. 4 - If you are kissing another girl on the other hand, that's almost always an admire. 5 - If you are surrounded by kids it's most likely a skip because we don't know whether you're a teacher or have extra baggage. 6 - The amount of clothing you are wearing is directly proportionate to the likely hood of us admiring you. Even a not so hot female can look hot wearing barely any clothing. 7 - If your pic is taken from any viewpoint that your face cannot be clearly seen (far zoom, blurry, from the back, sky view, etc.) that will greatly reduce your chances of being admired. No matter how good the body is the face needs to match. 8 - Extreme face closeups - just like the previous rule the body needs to match the face. Most of us guys are interested in the full package so if you're purposely leaving parts out we get suspicious. 9 - If your default is a pic that just says "I'm a princess" - auto skip. 10 - No age, city listed = you're too old, too far away to admire.
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