1. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your wife or husband?
YES
2. Where were you on your 17th birthday?
DITCHING HIGHSCHOOL SNOW SKIING
3. Have you ever seen a live bat?
NO
4. Is there anyone you hate?
YES...WILL TAKE IT TO MY GRAVE
5. How much are you on the phone daily?
WHATS A PHONE?
6. Do you like the color orange?
BAAAAAAAARF
7. Do you find it in your heart to forgive?
100%...FORGET...FUCK NO
8. Have you ever seen a prostitute?
DUH!
9. Have you ever seen a real redneck?
WTF AM ONE.
10. Do you like tattoos and piercings?
YES THE MORE THE BETER
11. What size shoes do you wear?
8
12. Whats your favorite season?
FALL
13. Do you care if people talk smack about you?
WHY NOT I DO
14. Do you like someone?
EXPLAIN LIKE...
15. Does your dad call you by a nickname?
?
16. Are you in a good mood?
FOR A RAGING HOMICIDAL TENDENCY BITCH WITH PMS...SURE PRETTY GOOD
17. Do you think people will exist forever?
HOW LONG IS THAT EXACTLY
18. What is your sign?
THE FISH
19. Do you believe in luck?
I HAVE MORE LUCK THEN SENCE
20. Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?
SKY DIVE
21. Do you like snakes?
NO OPINION EITHER WAY
22. Where is one place you would like to visit?
ALASKA
23. Do you like waffles?
NO
24. Anything you are looking forward to?
THE NEXT TIME I HAVE FUN
25. What clothes are you wearing?
LMAO...A SILK ROBE AND SWEAT PANTS AND A WIFE BEATER UNDERSHIRT WITH A BANDANA AROUNT MY HEAD GANGSA STYLE
26. Do you watch TRU TV?
ONLY COMEDY AND CARTOONS
27. Be honest, do you like people in general?
I AM A PEOPLE PERSON AND LOVE THE REACTIONS THEY GET FROM MY SHOCKING ATTITUDE BUT, NO NOT REALLY, THEY ARE BASICALLY ENTERTAINMENT FOR ME...BWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
28. Big or small dogs?
ANY
29. Do you like Big Macs?
FUCK RONALD MACDONALD AND HIS CRAPTACULARE FOOD
30. Did someone bother you today?
NO
31. What do you think about death?
EVERY OTHER SECOND
32. Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else?
NO
33. Does someone love you?
TOO VAGUE
34. Do you know anyone named Dave?
ONLY ABOUT 40 PEOPLE
35. Name a friend whose name starts with an M?
MOUSE
36. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
NO
37. Got any nicknames?
KID
38. What color is your hair?
BROWN
39. Do you like starbucks?
DONT KNOW NEVER BEEN THERE
41. Say you were given a drug test right now. Would you pass or fail?
FAIL
42. How tall are you?
5'7"
43. Are you taller than your mom?
yeah
44. Do you like the color blue?
NOT RAELLY A PRIME COLOR I WOULD PICK FOR MYSELF
45. Who was the last person to send you an IM?
COULD BE ANY ONE OF MY JUGGALO HOMIES
46. Last restaurant you went to?
CHARLIES...GOT FIRED!
47. What do you order at Outback Steakhouse?
PORTERHOUSE AND MERLOT WINE TO GO WITH
48. How do you like your steak cooked?
RARE
49. Last voicemail you received?
I DONT HAVE VOICE MAIL
50. What would you do with a million dollars?
HAVE A FUCKING GREAT TIME WHILE IT LASTED...WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOO
51. How many hours did you sleep last night?
SLEEP?
52. Any upcoming concerts you want to attend?
ALL OF THEM
