When the Wal*Mart parking lot is full of people on the 4th of July because they don't want to drive to the fair grounds!!!
When your parents ask you where you going to hang out you say Wal*Mart or McDonalds.
When at least 5 of your friends work at Wal*Mart or McDonalds.
As soon as we get a good restaurant it burns down!
If you start talking to somebody about muddin(who doesn't live around here) they look at you like you are an idiot.
If you think China Green Buffet is fine dining.
If you bought your Birkenstocks at Wal*Mart.
If you got drunk for the first time before you were 16!!
If you pronounce Wright City "rat city"
If you get your sun glasses from Wal*Mart and you break them and then fix them with JB weld.
If you all hate the LCSD for the same reason.
When on the opening day of Deer Season You are the only one at School
