WATER......
IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRANK 1 LITER OF WATER
EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1
KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FECES. IN OTHER WORDS, WE
ARE CONSUMING 2 LBS. OF POOP EACH YEAR!
HOWEVER, WE DON'T RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING WINE, RUM, WHISKEY,
VODKA, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS, BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO THROUGH A
DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING AND FERMENTING.
WATER = POOP
BOOZE = HEALTH
FREE YOURSELF OF POOP, DRINK BOOZE. IT'S BETTER TO DRINK BOOZE AND FEEL LIKE SHIT THAN DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT!
THERE'S NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THIS VALUABLE INFORMATION, I'M DOING THIS AS A PUBLIC SERVICE .