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HooLeeO's blog: "Some One Liners:"

created on 02/10/2009  |  http://fubar.com/some-one-liners/b277087
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? --Ask your mom. curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? --Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) How do you know you're leading a sad life? --When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? --An itchy, twitchy twat. curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) Do you know why ghosts don't make noise when they make love? --Because they have hollow weenies! curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? --A cock that stays up all night. curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? --Palm Sunday curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? --Her navel. curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? --A bingo machine. curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? --"Are you sure it's mine?" curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? --Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck. curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) What three two-letter words denote "small"? --"Is it in?" curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? --Mace will do that to you. curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have? --Divorce proceedings, most likely. curley_md_wht.gif (3875 bytes) Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? --Everyone has the same DNA.
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