Got An Email From The Wife
Men and women have different ways of telling outdoor temperatures. Like this mornin' I was gathering wood up for the fireplace making sure the wife had enough wood to keep the house warm and cozy until I get back home from the job. I come trapsing through the kitchen carrying the last armful of wood covered in snow and icesickles hanging off my nostrils. I put myself in front of the fireplace to thaw out a little and I made the statement of how cold it was outside.
Meanwhile, the wife is at the sink doing dishes in steaming hot water ready to break out into a sweat not minding a word I had to say. Least wise she didn't come over to cuddle with me and warm me up any like a wife ought to do. So's I give her a peck on the lips and head back out into the subzero zone off to work.
My Reply:
Good morning Sweety.
Told you it was cold out there.
About a half hour later I get an email from the wife. Lo and behold she tells me it's cold outside! Go figure!
Here's the email I got:
Good Morning Handsome,
Sure is cold out there. Car was frozen up again this morning. After fighting with the doors for over 17 minutes I finally got the passenger side opened. I think I'll have you open them for me before you head out in the mornings. lol. You never mentioned having to play tug of war with yours.
I was so sore from body-slamming and kicking that I decided to do laundry after the sun comes up.
Going to go warm up in front of the fireplace and sip on a hot cup of coffee for a bit.
Hope your day goes fast.
I love you
Ma
