The Lard thy Gosh and his 8 bad ideas
Current mood: amused
Category: Religion and Philosophy
The Lard thy Gosh came to Mostfresh one evening to play a game of cards and drop some wisdom on the young puppet tatting up what were to be known as the 8 bad i deas on his chest that he not forget these profound words.
1.)It's a bad idea to make up other gods , it makes me jealous and want to stab people.... like you!
2.)It's a bad idea to worship an object it makes me jealous and people will look at you and think you are just stupid.
3.)It's a bad idea to use my name to curse with cause i might smite thee.. not to mention that saying fuck sounds so much better its just so Gosh damned funny...oops
4.)It's a bad idea to kill people...thats my fucking job....see fuck is so versitile
5.)It's a bad idea to cheat on your wife casue that bitch might just cut you dick off or divorce your ass and take all your damn money....unless its Angelina Jolie , that bitch is hot
6.)It's a bad idea to steal....unless you know you wont get caught...but i will know ...and ill make you feel like shit....i gotta hasve fun some how.
7.)It's a bad idea to lie about shit cause we you will get caught and then you just look like a dumb fuck... i love that word fuck fuckidy fuck fuck fuck
8.)It's a bad idea to fuck your neighboors wife because your ass might get shot
Half way through the tatto Mostfresh passed out cause he was a pussy ass bitch
