Originally posted Sunday, February 26, 2006
Like parodies? Interested in Google's fight against Microshaft? Want a laugh? Read on...
With signs pointing ever more clearly to the coming battle between Sith software giant Microsoft and search-engine "white knight" Google, industry insiders are battening down the hatches and keeping a close eye on whether Google stays the course and avoids the temptations of the dark side of the Force.
"Our company motto is 'do no evil,'" said Eric Schmidt, Google CEO and Jedi Master. "Key to this ethos is patience and tranquility of the spirit. We will conduct ourselves with decorum, and be ready for the conflict when the time comes."
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[Ed. note, added Thursday, September 28, 2006 - Don't worry, the link works and doesn't open to porn. What? You WANT porn? Look elsewhere on LC. ~DIT~]
Rock on, y'all!
Darth Durham