Good: You flirt with a gorgeous woman at a party
Bad: Your wife notices
Ugly: You're married to Lorena Bobbitt
Good: Your 22 year old daughter got a new job.
Bad: Its at the White House.
Ugly: She will be working for the president.
Good: You talk your wife into taking a Viagra pill.
Bad: She gets it stuck in her throat.
Ugly: She misses three days of work because of a stiff neck.
Good: A beautiful redhead at a party drags you into a closet.
Bad: You discover just a moment too late, she has the same equipment as you.
Ugly: Hers is larger than yours.
