Gonna be f*cked!
A man was lying on a blanket at Matagorda beach.
He had no arms or legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry
for the poor man.
The first woman said " Have you ever had a hug"
The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss".
The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear,
Have you ever been F****d?
The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No"
The woman smiled and said ....
"You will be when the tide comes in."
