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created on 02/10/2007  |  http://fubar.com/friends/b53909

gone to heaven

Subject: A visit with St. Peter A man died and appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit to get in Heaven?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the man offered. 'Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you ! St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Just a couple of minutes ago'
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