And also; help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, because they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow...
Help me always to give 100 percent at work:
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays...
And help me to remember
when I'm having a really bad day
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes only 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!!!!
AMEN