So I have over the years come to realize, I just can't date anyone for any long period of time without getting girlfriend A.D.D. What is GF A.D.D. you ask?
It's a tragic disease that strikes without warning. It can come after 5 years or even five minutes. It's pretending to listen to everything you say without hearing a word. It's checking out a room full of women even though I am with you. It's thinking about the real hot waitress that served us that fantastic sushi earlier when I have sex with you later. It's telling you we can spend the next day together and having something come up. It's always letting your calls go to voice mail even though I really ain't all that busy. In the off chance I do answer your call when you blocked your number, you sneaky psycho bitch, I am getting bad reception even though you know I have Verizon. It's being on FUBAR like religion. It's sending you one word replies to 160 character text questions... Am I the only one? Share your A.D.D. Stories with me and the world..
