THREE WOMEN ARE SITTING AROUND WAITING TO GET THIER HAIR DONE. A DOCTORS WIFE, A LAWYERS WIFE, AND A BIKERS WIFE. THEY START TALKING ABOUT BIRTHDAY GIFTS GIVEN THEM.
THE DOCTORS WIFE SAYS "WELL, MY HUSBAND THE DOCTOR GOT ME A DIAMOND BRACELET AND 5,000 DOLLARS." HE SAID IF I DIDN'T LIKE THE DIAMONDS I COULD USE THE MONEY TO GO BUY MYSELF SOMETHING I DO LIKE.
THE LAWYERS WIFE SAYS "MY HUSBAND GOT ME A FUR COAT AND 10,000 DOLLARS FOR MY BIRTHDAY." HE SAID IF I DIDN'T LIEK THE FUR I COULD GO BUY MYSELF SOMETHING NICER..
THE BIKER'S WIFE LIGHTS UP A SMOKE AND SAYS "MY HUSBAND GOT ME A T-SHIRT AND A DILDO FOR MY BIRTHDAY." TOLD ME IF I DIDN'T LIKE THE SHIRT, I COULD GO FUCK MYSELF!!!
