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1.) I am a total klutz.  It's why God put me in a wheelchair.  To save me from myself.

2.) I've been told I "make to much sense".

3.) People call me wise alot.  For the record I'm not wise. Just because you didn't think of it the way I explain it, doesn't make me wise.  The advice I give is as much common sense to me as grass being green.  I don't get the beaming light from the heavens shining down on me, bathing me with "wisdom".  I speak what I believe to be common sense.  No more no less.

4.) I do not have a "type" of woman I prefer.  My reasons of attraction to any given woman are as unique as the woman that I am attracted too.

5.) I am an "honest flirt."  I will not flirt with a woman who I am not attracted too. Nor will return flirting with a woman I am not attracted to, who might be flirting with me.  So if you are flirting with me and I flirt back, it is for a reason. and if I don't flirt with you, well you figure it out....

6.) Give me a good 20 minute conversation, and I will tell you things about who you are as a person and why you are that way.  Even if I had no obvious way of knowing.  Some of my friends and readers can testify to that skill.

7.) I do not believe in "lies of omission".  If I don't tell you the opposite of the truth, then I didn't lie.  If I didn't volunteer information, that is not lieing..

8.) Even though I am a poet, I am not a fan of the classics.  Yet my life rule is "To thine ownself be true."  Hey just because I can't get into the mans' work, that doesn't mean I haven't tried too.

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