Ok so where was I, Oh ya spending my first few days in a bubble. (if this makes no sence plzz read "MY FIRST FUCKING DAY")
Ok so after a few days of chillin in the hospital watching all the crazy ppl pop by & listening to the earth shattering screams of the other lil babys I decided to get the fuck out of there, so I started smilin real nice @ my mommy & daddy every chance I got till they decided we should leave. The ride home was eventful, I learned several things most important of which is that my daddy has a heavey foot. (ya ya I know we now know where I get it from lol)
Apon my arrival home I was overwelmed by the suprise of my young life all the crazy freaks that had been poping by the bubble to stare @ me were there & here is the big shocker it turns out I am related to over 85% of these freaks & the rest well lets just say they had nothing better to do lol. I was about to fake sleepyness & get a lift to my room to crash but out of the corner of my eye I saw HIM, damn was he everywhere, I guess so. Well I knew suddenly that i just could not rest I must learn more about him so I opted for a pretend nap on the floor in a chair where I could spy on him. however as I was very tired I nodded off before he did anything to make note of.
I awoke sumtime later no longer on the floor but in a freakin jail cell, I swear there were bars everywhere all I had was a pillow a blankee and a roomy his name was Bobo he was a huge gorilla, he never did say much just kept to him self we did becum good freinds though through silent gestures such as when ever I got sick I would blow chunks on him he didn't care when ever I got mad he was always there to toss around & when I got scared he didn't do shit lol. (pauses what did I ever see in that damn gorilla.) the other thing that I noticed as I awoke was that just across the room from me was the boy fast asleep (OMG MY FIRST SLEEP OVER, & the first time I ever slept with a boy) lmao.
I needed to know more about this boy but he was asleep so I did the only thing I could think of yup U guessed it I cryed & screamed (way to go S~E~X~Y the first boy you show an intrest in & how do you impress him through a tantrum) Hey it worked he woke up but so did the rest of the house & I was quickly scooped up & ushered away down the hall to be cudddled by my mommy. ( luved that, I miss that.)
U know what I am gunna end this one right here & i think I will call my mom. you all have a good night & tomorrow tune in I think I will speed things up a bit and skip ahead a year or two, see ya then.
