Tuesday, January 23, 2007
GDFS IM A FREAK......... AS IF YOU DID NOT KNOW
Current mood: indescribable
Well I started a conversation with myself today.I swear to God I acted like a teenager when I saw this and now I am embarassed to admit that I also acted like a Tool.
It was my normal work day shit going on and I ,as usual, am busting my ass to get my project done.I was underneath a truck unable to see and I had my mp3 player cranked up so no sound either.This is not a good work practice by the way.
I decide to work partly through lunch cause I was too lazy to get up off the floor from my laying position.That did not last long.
At one point Im in the middle of cutting right above my head in an extremely uncomfortable position and I feel a tug at my pants leg.My reply was "just a second" and not in a nice tone but leave me the hell alone tone.To this I was smacked briskly across the thigh area a little too close to home and it made me pop up busting my skull on the frame(metal).Cursing with every breath I drew I slid out and then I lost all of the air in my lungs.I saw the single most attractive female I have seen up close in maybe even a year.
I popped out one of my earphones and heard her say whoa you are young.I laughed at that and could only muster up enough to say "holy shit".Im sure my mouth was open and drool was escaping but I tried to play it cool by jumping up and getting caught in every cord,air hose,wrench or other tool and fell directly back down.Atleast she laughed so it wasnt all bad.
I couldnt do shit after that but stare and I know it creeped her out but she still talked to me all through lunch amazed at how young I was working with all of the older guys and I tried to tell her that an even younger guy started last week but I am sure it sounded more like dripping drool.I might as well have been Wile E Coyote with the fork and knife waiting to eat.I dont ever say this but I will now........ she was stunning ..........STUNNING!! like that.
So our conversation led to us bullshitting and I finaly got the real Bill out.Not good.She was laughing because I was trying to make her laugh but when I got serious she still laughed (oh shit).I knew I was screwed and she would run away....... my only thoughts were " Ill bet her brain is screaming RUN RUN AWAY ...... RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAY !!!!!!!!"
I toned it down some and she started to bullshit back saying please don trun when I ask this but " would you like to go out with me ....... on a date?"
Again my reply was HOLY SHIT and yes that sounds great.
My brain on the other hand was doing sommersaults and flips with jumping jacks and push ups along with a good helping of FUCK YEAH ... HELL FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!.
More on this breaking story later .................. same bat time same bat channel.
Currently listening :
Lateralus
By Tool
Release date: 15 May, 2001
