GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN :
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile
deltas .
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open
to trade especially for someone
with cash .
Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty .
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by
past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps
people away .
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it
is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN :
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick
