THERE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN WHO LIVED WITH HER GRANDMOTHER. ONE NIGHT THE GRANDDAUGHTER CAME DRESSED TO GO OUT TO A PARTY WEARING A SEE THROUGH BLOUSE WITHOUT A BRA. HER GRANDMOTHER TOLD HER TO GO BACK UP STAIRS AND "DRESS DECENT." THE YOUNG WOMAN SAID, "NO, I WANT TO SHOW OFF MY ROSEBUDS" AND WENT OUT THE DOOR.
THE NEXT DAY THE GRANDDAUGHTER CAME OUTSIDE TO FIND HER GRANDMOTHER ON THE PORCH WEARING THE SEE THROUGH BLOUSE WITHOUT A BRA.
"GRANDMOTHER!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MY BOYFRIEND AND A COUPLE OF OTHER FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER ANY TIME NOW!" SHE CRIED. "PLEASE GO CHANGE YOUR BLOUSE, I'M SO EMBARRASSED!!"
THE OLDER WOMAN REPLIED "WELL, IF YOU CAN SHOW OFF YOUR ROSEBUDS THEN I CAN SHOW OFF MY HANGING BASKETS."
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