You may not know this but many non-living things
have a gender.
1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you
can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off;
it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if
the wrong buttons
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and
it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get
it to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under it, and of course,
there's the hot air
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always
getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same
old lines to pick
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time,
the weight shifts to
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed
much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought
it'd be male, didn't
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know the right
buttons to push, he