Maji's blog: "Gadzooks!!"

Ok theres only one thing botherin me with this. Bout 15 yrs ago, I almost bit it in a hunting accident. Some strangers hunting on the same land as us (unbeknowngst to us and without permission) fired off several rounds in our direction of the woods, one of which wizzed thru the blind we had built at our fave spot, bout 14 inches from where I was crouched. My point?? It made the same exact sound as the audio alert when someone posts a blog on here, so Im wincing and having flashbacks everytime someone puts there text up lmao! Gawd is there no escape from the past? lol.

Holy shit, a blogger! ahem ahem (taps mic) "I'd like to thank the academy, and my producer, and all the lil ppl that made this happen, and..." Well Im just so happy I could just fart little daisy blooms whilst skipping and leaping across a field, like Im in one of those 70's cartoons where the character runs in place while the background moves behind them. You'll never escape my verbal onslaught now!! (cues the Dr Eeeevil pinky to corner of mouth) MUUUUWAAAHHAHAHAHAHA MUUUUUUUUWAAAHAHAHA HA HAAA!