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(Oldie but goodie) An old man from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says: 'Do you have any sales experience?' The guy says: 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota .' Well, the boss liked the guy and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow, I'll come down after we close and see how you did.' His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The guy says: 'One'.. The boss says: 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The guy says: '$101,237.65'. The boss says: '$101,237.65....what the heck did you sell?' The guy says: 'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft boat. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that Ford 4x4 Expedition.' The boss said: 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?' The guy said: 'No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, Dude, your weekend's shot.....you should go fishing.'
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