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I always laugh when i see status's that say things like "$25 bling pack to see my naughties" "bling me for access to my private pics" "$65 bling pack gets you a nsfw salute" "buy me a god mode and i will let you see my goods" "buy me this and i will give you my yim" "buy me that and i will give you my messenger, let you text me for 1 hr, let you see me on cam for 5 mins"
Really? Do guys really give these fustitutes these things to have a peek at their snatches? Guys really toss money at them just to have a peek at nsfw folders? Why dont these gals have a lil digital sign on their profile "now serving #1032" I speak only for myself when i say if i want to pay to look at snatches or naughty pics i will go to the newstand and buy a playboy or hustler. Not only will i save a ton of cash but I will be guaranteed that the pics i am looking at will be pics taken by a professional photographer and be of a professional model. Not a nasty skank with a yellow cooter thats just dripping with disease and infection. Pics of giant, saber tooth, man eating, hairy, canyon-like vah jay jays that were taken via the pancreas are not hot. Ever take a pic of a cave with the flash on? You wont find pics in playboy or hustler taken by a grainy webcam either. I have seen first hand some of these pics that are being bartered for bling packs and such. Most of the ones ive seen would have no use for me in the bedroom. It would be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway. I have no problem with sexy nsfw pics. I think they are great. I do, however, dislike naughty pics for sale. What is going to be next? Maybe we will have a fu-news paper boy selling fustitute wares on the corner of every page "EXTRA! EXTRA! pics of nasty skanks! get them here! You want pussy pics? we have them on the fu! we have all of them on the fu! Extra Extra! fat pussy, lil pussy, furry pussy, stinky pussy, bald pussy, WIDE PUSSY, yellow pussy, floppy pussy, good pussy, BAD PUSSY"
Heres my deal. If you sell or trade pics of your snatch, i dont want to see it! I look at the above mentioned status and wonder how many guys have plowed that shit today. If you sell it, i dont want it. If you have it and want to share,,, hey thats cool. I like sexy pics as much or more then the next guy.
Ladies,,, respect yourself. Dont sell your goods. Share them with someone special. Dont trade your self respect for a shiny fucking thing that really wont do you a bit of fucking good.
