Darned If I Know.........
>
> A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find
> out about something
> exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When
> the time came to
> present what they'd found, the first little boy walked
> up to the front of
> the class made a small white dot .on the blackboard
> and sat back down.
> Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's
> a period,'' said the
> little boy.
>
> Well, I can see that,'' she said, "but what is so
> exciting about a
> period???"
>
> Darned if I know,'' said the little boy, "but this
> morning my sister was
> missing one. Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted,
> and the man next door
> shot himself."
