The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie
with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send
him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to
report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan
into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by"
A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have
company", he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike....."
A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving"
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments, "Mr and Mrs Cooper are having sex !!"
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad
cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex ?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a
Popsicle too."
