Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS, does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb
is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find
the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET
for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually
find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD
BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE
PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD
TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO
CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
