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A guy went into an antique shop. he found a brass rat.. asked the clerk, how much for the rat? the clerk said $10 for the rat, $200 for the story. he said forget the story, I'll just take the rat. as he was walking down the road he noticed a rat following him, soon that rat was joined by dozens of rats and eventually hundreds and thousands of rats. the guy started to run. he ran to the sea and threw in the brass rat as far as he could throw it. the multitude of rats all jumped into the sea too and drowned. the man returned to the shop. the clerk said, soooo, you want the story now? no said the man, but do you have any brass Democrats?
