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created on 10/19/2007  |  http://fubar.com/funny/b143339

for my baby

FOR MY BABY

IM SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT YOU
WONDERING IF YOUR DOING THE SAME
I SEE YOU EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE YOU WHEN IM AWAKE
I CANT GET YOU OFF MY MIND

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
YOUR MY EVERYTHING
I HAVE ONE THING
I NEED TO KNOW
DO I MAKE YOU HAPPY
LIKE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME HAPPY

GOD I HAVE BEEN FLOATING ON CLOUD 9
KNOWING THAT YOUR MY WIFE

my love of my life

I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.

I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.

my queen

My face blazes red.
He holds me tight.
A smile spreads across my face.
He places a kiss at the base of my neck.
I intertwine my fingers in his hair.
I press myself closer to him.
Then he kisses me roughly and bites my bottom lip.
I tug at his shirt while he tugs at my shorts.
I place kisses upon his bare chest.
He runs his hands up my thighs.
Still, we hold each other closer.

This love we share is strong.
This love we have is beautiful.
This love we know is amazing.
This love.

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Child of the Night By Garrett Christenbury (chorus) Nobody knows what it is like To be a child of the night Everybody thinks it’s fun and games When you feel the fangs Enter your veins Your insides die You get a new death You get a painful death (end chorus) Everyone around you dies but you are still here Your friends are gone You are alone With the silence Of all the pain (chorus) Nobody knows what it is like To be a child of the night Everybody thinks it’s a game When you feel the fangs Enter your veins Your insides die You get a new death You get a painful death (end chorus) Nobody can know what you are You friends blood is what you drink Their life goes thru you Coursing through your veins You will become vain And then insane (chorus) nobody knows what its like To be a child of the night Everybody thinks it’s a game When the fangs Enter your veins Your insides die You get a new death You get a painful death (end chorus) We live during the night Sleep during the day We feed on blood Cant stand crosses We fear the hunters We fear the slayers (chorus) Nobody knows what it is like To be a child of the night Everybody thinks is fun and games When you feel the fangs Enter your veins Your insides die You get a new death You get a painful death (end song)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code white'in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE PLEASE LEAVE THEM IN A COMMENT
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