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Spider spider on the wall, What a stupid place to crawl, Didn’t you see it had just been plastered? Now your stuck you silly bastard. Little miss druggie, Sat in her buggy, Smoking an ounce of weed, Along came a spider and sat down beside her, And sold her a kilo of speed. Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty dumpty spunked on the floor, All the king’s horses and all the king’s men, Bent the bitch over and fucked her again. I am a farmer who lives in a bog, I’m widely known for the size of my knob, It’s too big for women so none I can keep, But it’s just the right size for shagging my sheep. Little Jack Horner, Sat in a corner, Licking his girlfriend dry, He stuck in his tongue, And sucked out some cum, And said, “Fuck me that was better than pie.†Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle, To have a bit of fun, But Zippy got silly, Pulled out his Willy, And shoved it up Bungle’s bum. Sex is a temptation, Caused by a sensation, When a man puts his dictation, In a woman’s ventilation, Do you get my conversation? Or do you need a demonstration?

news just in DJ Cory got pwned big time!!! Put the twinkie down and go colour biashhh lmmfao

After eight years of childless marriage, the 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband decided it was time to find out why they couldn't get pregnant. They visited a fertility clinic and the doctors ran some tests which indicated they shouldn't have any trouble conceiving a child. A spokesman for the clinic said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?" "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The couple now knows about the birds and the bees, and with some luck they will have a child in about 9 months. silly ppl lmao

Mr. Rajan comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck and says: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Rajan receives a telephone call from Chennai Electricity Board (CEB) because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I speaking to Mrs. Rajan?" "Yes...... speaking" CEB guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy . "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... How?" "Yes............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue." "God!.... this is too much......" "Madam, I am sorry...I am following orders...I have to inform you are overdue." "I know that... let me talk to my husband about this tonight…he will speak to your company tomorrow." That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to CEB office the next day morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at CEB, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "Pay you? And if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off." ouch lol

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