1. my husband and i divorced, over religious differences, he thought he was god and i didnt.
2. some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.
3. i used to have a handle on life but it broke.
4. beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
5. earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6. im not a complete idiot-- some parts are just missing.
7. nyquil: the stuffy, sneezy, why- the heck- is the room spinning medicine.
8.god must love stupid people, he made so many.
9.the gene pool could use a little chlorine.
10. consciousness: that annoying thing between naps.
11. being "over the hill" is much better than being under it.!
12. wrinkled was not one of the things wanted to be when i grew up.
