Funny stuff Blog by KRIST33N
Over 10,738,001 people are on fubar. What are you waiting for?

KRIST33N's blog: "Funny stuff"

created on 01/03/2008  |  http://fubar.com/funny-stuff/b174641
Thought this was funny and had to share..... 7 types of sex this is so damn true... The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen sex. This is when you have been with you partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (very popular) The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your mate any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And; Last but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
OnlineHoly cow batman I have a friggen migraine
last post
6 years ago
posts
1
views
558
can view
everyone
can comment
everyone
atom/rss

other blogs by this author

 5 years ago
Me
 5 years ago
in a new auction
 5 years ago
new auction FUBAY 3
 5 years ago
my owner
 5 years ago
I love my friends
 5 years ago
Bored today
 6 years ago
Show Some Love
 6 years ago
In an auction
official fubar blogs
 2 years ago
fubar news by babyjesus 
 13 hrs ago
e by e 
 4 years ago
fubar.com ideas! by babyjesus 
 1 year ago
Word of Esix by esixfiddy 

discover blogs on fubar

blog.php' rendered in 0.157 seconds on machine '229'.