Blazer's blog: "funny shit"

ok i was at this party last saturday night with some homies we were havin fun so my bro decided to make this drink him n a homeboy made up i dunno if any of y'all have tasted somethin like this but a get a 2 litter of mountian dew, half a bag of smarties and a fifth of everclear.... mix all that shit up inna milk jug shit or somethin shake it til all the smarties are gone, but jus warnin ya dont try n think your smarter then everyone else cause ya smashed the smarties if ya do that it will make it taste like shit! this shit will get ya FUCKED UP n it takes the kick of takin everclear straight

A costume party is planned with the theme: "Dress as an Emotion." On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says, "I'm green with envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink!" A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit! What emotion have you come as?" And she replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party!" A couple of minutes later, the doorbell goes for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two guys from New York, stark naked, one with his p*nis stuck in a bowl of custard, and the other, with his p*nis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Christ, guys, what the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out here in the street. What emotion is this supposed to be?" The first guy replies, "Well, I'm f*ckin discustid, and my friend here, has come in dispair."