"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM,
DON'T BREED EM!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Don’t Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.
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WARNING: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
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Of Course I Don’t Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time.
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DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
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All Stressed Out And No One To Choke.
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HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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I'm Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down
On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Lastly:
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS
BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,
AND FOR THE SAME REASON
