The Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning
at the bottom. I
didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the
Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests
find that when
women make love they produce amounts of the
hormone estrogen, which
makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The
sweat produced cleanses the
pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you
piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the
body. It's more enjoyable
than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need
special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a
sense of euphoria and
leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The
sexually active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the
opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the
world. IT IS 10 TIMES
MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers
the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood
vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy
nose. Sex is a
natural antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.
