Oh my god I have to bitch I can’t keep quiet anymore about the stupidity of some of the people I meet in life, not all mind you but damn a pretty good chunk of them lately. I am speaking on no one in particular here just a generalization of the people I have encountered lately. So bear with me as I vent and try to explain some of my rules that apply in such situations . . .
1. Men seem to think that if you are “bisexual” that means an automatic threesome for them
~ Ok, just because I will hop in bed with a gal as easily as a guy doesn’t mean that I want them both at the same time per se. I am completely turned off by men who automatically assume that they are going to hop into bed with me and a female friend . . . Ya know what fellas? If we want you to join we will invite you, otherwise you are better off to keep your mouth shut.
2. Men seem to think that women want to her nonstop how hot their friends are
~ For the record we know how hot our friends are, they are our friends, we don’t need you reminding us every minute of how amazing her ass is or hot great her rack is or what have you. You are fucking us, not them, and if you want to continue fucking us then you will learn to keep your mouth shut because we don’t want to think that you are only with us because our friends we unavailable.
3. Men for some reason think it is acceptable to tell us what great taste we have in other women
~ We do not care if you approve of who we think is attractive. We do not need your stamp of approval in order to feel validated in our attractions, as a matter of fact maybe you should take a long look at yourself and wonder why if we have such great taste in women what we are doing with a man like you.
4. Men think women are the only ones who jump to conclusions about relationships
~ Men are just as guilty in this area they will just never admit it. Ya know what? The fact of the matter is that just because I am fucking you doesn’t mean that I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Actually it probably means that I wanted to get laid and you were around when I was ready . . . If I fuck you more than once then it means you were good enough to keep around for a while but in no way means that I want anything else from you.
5. Men think once one woman screws them over that all bitchy women are out to do the same thing
~ Stop and think for a minute . . . If I want to screw you over that badly that means that I must rearrange my life and focus on you for how ever long it takes to fully implement such a plan . . . Get over yourself I don’t care that much about you, you are not worth the time it takes for me to screw you over
Ok so this is only five for now . . . I’m just too tired to go on right now, there will be more later trust me J
