Just in the last few days I have encountered many different drivers on the road. Just today, driving from picking up my daughter I am behind a car where the driver is flapping his arms madly. Flapping and shaking his head back and forth. Thought “what in the hell? Is he ranting or what?” My first impression he was possibly raging at his passenger. Every few seconds I would see both of his hands going nuts. I had to give him props, this was going on while driving up hill, down hill and around corners, and he was very impressive driving with his knee. This went on for 5 miles. When we came to the junction he was turning left and me right, I was excited to pull up and take a peek at this guy. He was completely alone in his car and was about 65 years old. Umm oooooook….
Two days ago I encountered another first for me. Driving along I came up behind a car, no sooner than pulling up behind him, not to close mind you, I follow the 3 second rule, the dude hits his brakes HARD!!! FUCK, I didn’t expect that and in turn hit my brakes. I was like “WTF Dude?” and then he speeds up. I was wondering if he was one of those crazies that slam on brakes when they think you are too close, even though I was abiding by the 3 second rule, needless to say I back off, to 5 seconds!! Shortly after the fucking guy does it AGAIN!! I’m wondering if this asshat is drunk or something at 4 in the afternoon. And sure enough he speeds right back up again. Well I’m getting pissed, and if anyone has read my profile I do tend to rage on the road. So I pick up to 3 seconds again. Daring the fuck to do it again. That’s when I saw the second person in the car…her head coming into view…from his LAP!!! YES ladies and gentlemen, I witnessed my first road head!!! I wasn’t pissed any more…hahahaha, I gave the dude a thumbs up!!!
Then I have pet peeves of the road. I fucking hate getting passed on the interstate, when I’m stuck behind someone and the dude passing me is obviously using their fucking cruise control and is currently going two miles faster than me and takes five minutes to pass me and the fucking car ahead of me. Is that really necessary? I mean FUCK man.
I will be the first to admit I’m a speeder, you can find me going about 15 MPH faster than posted limits, unless in town of course. But I’m a good and cautious driver, other than that I follow all road rules. But the one thing I fucking HATE most is some yahoo straight up my tailpipe where I can’t even see their headlights, riding me like I’m some fucking 80 year old granny. I’m going 60 in a 45 ASSHOLE!!! Then passes me like I’m going 25 or something, bastard.
Generally I feel that on the interstate the farthest left lane is reserved for drivers such as me. Those who set the cruise to 83. It pisses me off to no end when some stupid bitch decides to pass a car in front of her, in the middle lane mind you, and pulls directly in front of me!! Making me go from 83 to 65. Using her cruise control I’m sure, because it fucking takes her 10 minutes to pass. Get a fucking clue…there was a perfectly clear lane to your RIGHT you dumbass!! The little things on the side of your car are fucking MIRRORS, try using them!!
There, now I have vented all my frustrations, and I feel better!! Have a nice day and drive thru please!!
