Top ten reasons You don't mix pills and alcohol (aka the shit that happened that I got told I did)
10) Your friends make you try to kiss their boyfriend, kiss you, AND make you do a "triple kiss"
9) You break bowls, and scream about how violent it is gettin in the kitchen.
8) You cannot climb into a big ass bed, so you fall as hard as you can onto the floor and wake up with mysterious injuries.
7) You talk to people you went to high school with that you would rather see dead.
6) You puke in the parking lot of a self service car wash.
5) You pass out sitting straight up in a chair...
4) You lose your shoes and still cannot find them 24 hours later...(they are still lost by the way)
3) you make drunken phone calls and don't know what was said....
2) You're given a set of keys and a credit card in which you shove in your bra and forget they are there, causing a search and a fight, to be found in the place they were put in the morning while wondering what the fuck is poking your boob
1) You steal 5 dollars from people, and don't know what happened to it the next day, but only found out you stole the 5 dollars and all the above actions (except the bowl and the fall) the next day when you ask the dumbest question EVER "Did I do anything stupid last night?"
