FREINDS IN THE GRATIS AREA, DONT TAKE ANY BULLSHIT FROM THE GRATIS POLICE. IT STARTS WITH BUB BRATTON. HE JUST THINKS HE IS GOD OF GRATIS OR SOMETHING! HE HAS BASICALLY TURNED GRATIS INTO A DICTATORSHIP. HIS METHODS OF MAKING MONEY FOR THE VILLAGE ARE UNJUST AS WELL AS UNFAIR. GRATIS IS LIKE SOME KIND OF GASSTOPPO BULLSHIT. THE POLICE IN THIS TOWN ARE SO BORED THAT THEY PULL OVER AND HARASS A LOT OF PEOPLE. CONSTANTLY THE COP HAS SOMEONE PULLED FOR SOMETHING THAT PROBABLY NEVER HAPPENED. BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER, BECAUSE OUR BELOVED MAYOR WILL FIND YOU GUILTY ANYWAY. HELL, I WAS FALSLY ARRESTED NOT LONG AGO BY THE GRATIS CHIEF OF POLICE (STEVE B. STEWART) FOR RECIEVING STOLEN PROPERTY. FOR ONE , I WAS NEVER SHOWN ANY ARREST WARRANT NOR WAS I SHOWN THE PROPERTY IN QUESTION OR ANY PROOF THAT IT WAS STOLEN. WHEN OFFICER STEWART AND I ARRIVED AT THE PREBLE COUNTY JAIL HE TOLD THE CORRECTIONS OFFICERS THAT THE CRIME WAS A FELONY BECAUSE IT CAME FROM A CHURCH! THEY HAD TO GO WITH WHAT HIS LYING ASS SAYS. WELL I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT ANY DUMBASS KNOWS THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE? I MEAN ... WHAT IF IT WOULD HAVE CAME FROM AN ATHIEST CHURCH? WOULD HE STILL CALL THAT A FELONY? ANYWAY THE CHARGES HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO A MISDORMEANOR. AINT THAT SOME BULLSHIT!! BESIDES THE POLICE, WATER BILLS IN GRATIS HAVE INCREASED BY 200 TO 400% UNBELIEVABLE! MOST PEOPLE IN GRATIS HAVE A HIGHER WATER BILL THAN ELECTRICITY! ALL IM SAYIN IS WATCH YOUR ASS IN GRATIS!!!!!! IF THEY CANT ARREST YOU FOR SOMETHING THEY WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET IN YOUR POCKET!
