Dee75's blog: "My Friends !"

I RECIEVED THIS EARLIER FROM BADAZZDODGE  BUT I HAD TO POST IT! THIS IS THE TRUEST THING I HAVE HEARD ABOUT FUBAR EVER! AND SINCE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS FREEDOM OF SPEACH HERE YOU GO!!!

Good Afternoon sir / ma'am. Are you interested in having your marriage or relationship destroyed? Or if youre single then perhaps you'd be interested in having your life-long best friend turn against you? If you are, then I would like to invite you to join www.fubar.com. It's an online bar where you can rate people's pictues and profiles on a scale of 1 to 10, and if you have VIP status you will have the privelege of rating someone an 11. Membership is free but VIP membership is 14.95 a month and you will have your name bolded in your choice of pink, blue, or gray or you can simply leave it as the standard white, now this IS an adult site, you have to be at least 18 years old to join because some our membrs have partially nude and fully nude pictures in which our male and surprisingly high amount of female members just go insane over, and many members will offer themselves fully exposed in exchange for a VIP membership or a bling credit pack.

Blings are these specialized symbols that you can give to someone to represent something. They're something that you wont be able to ever have in real life, its for entertainment purposes only, they cost fubar credits that you purchase with real money...Theyre nothing that you can have in real life, but let me tell you, people go absolutely crazy over them, some people even spend as much as a few thousand dollars within a 3 or 4 month period, blings vary in credits, and credit purchases vary in price, you can purchase anywhere from 1 credit up to 1000 credits, 1 credit is only $5 and 1000 credits will only cost you a mere $650, yes you heard right only 650 american dollars! Isnt that a real bargain? Its only ONE weeks salary so not too far of a setback wouldnt you agree?

You can also get fu-engaged, fu-married, and even fu-divorced if you and him/her decide that it just didnt work out. Fu-marriages and divorces are only $80 dollars real money, and are also a requirement for later levels which we make damn near impossible to do anyways because we recently went ridiculously overboard with requirements to bring in more real money from our wonderful members but in return the owner of the site has been VERY generous is offering double-point days and Unlimited-11s days so theres really no NEED to spend $14.95 a month for VIP status because we nail you with our bling prices anyways.

All you need to do to join is have a vali email address and create a screen name and password and you will be set up and good to go immediately, and within the first week your entire life will be consumed by it. Many members doubt that when they first sign up but our statistics show that over 90% of our members spend every waking moment keeping their fubar profiles updated, often resulting in neglected husbands and wives, starving kids, and forgotten friendships, plus you get 10,000 fubucks for joining!!!

What do you say? Are you ready to become a fubarian today? We would love to have you!

HOPE YOU ENJOYED AS MUCH AS I DID! THANKS TO BRIAN AKA BADAZZDODGE!