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3 Explorers from the San Diego Zoo travel to the Andes Mountain range in Peru on a mission to find and capture a legendary bird, the infamous Fu-Bird. Local legend has it that the bird is a menacing killer in the Andes, and the Native people were deathly afraid of it.
After several days of mule packing travel in the mountains, they heard a terrible, earth shattering "Fuuuu...Fuuuuuuu...Fuuuuu" and the local guides they had hired for the trip totally panicked, and ran for their lives leaving the explorers to continue their journey on their own. They had come way too far to abandon the trip, so they continued on.
Suddenly, this massive prehistoric looking bird swept down screaming "Fuuuu...Fuuuuu" and shat on one of the men. It was the most disgusting, nasty, smelly bird poo one could immagine. The man ran down to a mountain stream, and jumped in to bathe. As soon as it had all washed off, he grabbed his chest and died.
The other two men in shock by the events, decided to turn around and head back...Only the Fu-Bird was on the attack again. Swooping down, screaming "Fuuu...Fuuu", the bird shat on the second man. Again, it was so disgusting, the man went to the stream to wash it off, and when he did immediately died.
The remaining explorer turned tail and ran as fast as he could, but to no avail. The Fu-Bird once again swooped down with the earth shattering "Fuuu...Fuuu" and shat on him..... He didn't know what to do, so just continued on his way as fast as he could down the mountain.
Once down the mountain, he was so shook up by the days events, that he immediately went to the local bar. Fu-Bar, as it was called. He was still covered in Fu-Poo, and upon entering, the patrons ran out the door dragging the explorer with them. They grabbed several buckets of water, and threw them on the explorer washing the poo off... The explorer immediately grabbed his chest, and died on the spot...
Moral of the story...
If the Fu-Shits, wear it!
